Cute outside. Degen inside. A handmade plushie running on v4 โ same soft fur, brand-new seams. Pet it, don't fade it.
Slide it. The whole plushie reads the room โ soft and smol on the left, fully unhinged on the right. (It's science.)
We took the plushie apart, fixed the loose threads, and sewed it back together. Here's what changed.
Migrated onto v4 rails. Smoother routing, fewer loose threads, the bunny no longer leaks stuffing on every trade.
You can now physically pet the bunny on this page. Each pet is logged in the (totally real, definitely) cuteness ledger.
Ear floppiness up 40%. Adorability metrics off the charts. Auditors confirmed: still extremely huggable.
The fade button has been respectfully unstitched. You may only ape, gm, or pet. We don't make the rules โ the bunny does.
No hidden seams, no surprise stuffing. Clean and simple.
$BUNNY lives on ETH. Built on v4 rails โ same soft fur, brand-new seams.
Liquidity is burned. No one's pulling the threads out from under you โ the rug is sewn to the floor.
0.5% on buys, 0.5% on sells. That's it. Tiny tax, big floppy ears.
Zero tokens allocated to the team. The bunny belongs to the community, stitch by stitch.
Grab a self-custody wallet and fund it. Keep your seed phrase secret โ the bunny is shy.
Connect your wallet to a v4-enabled exchange. The bunny lives on the new rails.
Contract isn't deployed yet. When it goes live, the official address drops here first โ verify it twice.
Add to your wallet, come back, pet the plushie. Diamond paws optional but encouraged.